i miss this blog. linds we need to post again

BORED AGAIN THIS TIME WITH KIKI

BORED

where did you go?

this is for lindsay


linds1982smith: don johnson is another coop
Rox419: ahhhh, i read that and was confused, because i thought don johnson was another word for penis
Rox419: :-)
linds1982smith: dirty mind rox
Rox419: hahahaha yeah
linds1982smith: i love don johnson
linds1982smith: oooooh i bet you're wondering which one i'm talking about!!!!
Rox419: penis don johnson, or coop don johnson
linds1982smith: i looooooooooooooove don johnson!
Rox419: hahahahahaha
Rox419: LOL
linds1982smith: looooooooooooooove DJ soooooo much
Rox419: <------------dying right now
linds1982smith: i just want to hold him all night
Rox419: hahahahahaha
linds1982smith: and stroke him... and love him
linds1982smith: lol
Rox419: stop it, im crying

linds, whose DON JOHNSON?

ahhhhhh! scared me ; )

Rox419:i think someone just fell upstaris i heard a crashing noise
Linds1982Smith:=-O
Rox419:hahaha i thought it was funny, i'm going to specualte that he was leaning backwards on his chair and fell
Linds1982Smith:that's quite possible,maybe he was told some drastic news via the internet, hence at the computer
Rox419:LOL

hahahah what funny girls april and marina are. that's great.

how april harrassed my roommate:
Rox419: we want to know what you exactly said
aprnicna: i told her her dad invited me to the party
aprnicna: and i told her to go away bc i didn't want to talk to her anymore
aprnicna: and to leave
aprnicna: and she wouldm't
Rox419: hahahaha
aprnicna: i was like go away
aprnicna: im through talking to u
aprnicna: and she was like who invited u
aprnicna: and i was like ur dad
aprnicna: and she was like u dont know him
aprnicna: and i was like yeah he was like hi i'm kerry's dad come to the party
aprnicna: and she was like omg how did u know my name
aprnicna: and i was like bc ure dad invited me now go away
Rox419: hahahahahaha i am dying
aprnicna: i know
aprnicna: i was like shoo please leave
aprnicna: and she was like who are u
aprnicna: and i was like ure dads friend, do i have to repeat myself
aprnicna: and she was like what
aprnicna: and i was like ure dasha
aprnicna: haha
aprnicna: it was hilarious
Rox419: hahaha she deserved it
Rox419: what a dumb ass

thats my hoe

mmm hi ho, it is november
:::to be said in kramit voice:::

it began when the queen of the universe used big letters, but the queen of the world let it known that she had rule over how big you could write. so thus began the tift between both queens.
the queen of the world did not use such big words like the queen of the universe. she did not have to, she was queen of the world. the queen of the universe was quite angry with this and began to write in bold and underline words. she even began to change to street thug and only the queen of the world knew how to be street thug, she did have a ghetto ass, which the queen of the universe could never have. this did not discourage the queen, she stuck to her size of words. the queen of the universe began to write in italics. but the queen of the world had, had enough. she used colors, and only the queen of the world was allowed to use colors.
the queen of the universe sucumb to this. she knew that there was no way to beat the queen of the world. so she began to cry, the queen of the world felt sorry and bad for the queen of the universe. this was her friend. so she decided to end this war and apologize to the queen of the universe. they both decided together to rule the world and the universe together. they would rule the world wrold wordl and univi as friends.
the queen of the world and the queen of the universe went back to the way things once were, when the queen of the world would ask the queen of the universe how to do things, because she could not think for herself. the queen of the universe began their lessons, and taught the queen of the world life lesson #1, #2, and #3.
life lesson number one was to think for yourself, life lesson number two was to always look both ways before crossing the street, and life lesson number 3 was to never allow a drunk man to come over at night.
there are more lessons to be taught and learned by both queens, but as for tonight both queens shall go to sleep thinking of their prince charmings, to come by to shower them with $500 worth of gifts. goodnight ;)

linds i think i put up an away message on sat night saying you couldn't feel your legs

did you just call me kramit?

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random memorable quotes from a special weekend:
"you stupid cooch"-me
"i just killed krammit"-linds
"I'm keeping them"-linds, what kare and rox thought they heard: "i'm sucking pam"
"go right..........or left"-kare
"you popped my ticket cherry"-rob
"i'll use my 17 yr old as a babysitter"-rox
"i'll use my 17 yr old as a metal detector"-linds
"spooooon me , spoooooon me kawin"-rox and amy
kare:"i'm going to go spoon with amy"
rox:"you stood me up!!!"
"my name is amethest"-amy

i killed kramit :_(

Linds1982Smith: happy blogging
Rox419: thanks....how did you know?
Linds1982Smith: cuz you were reading them and shit...
Linds1982Smith: it's the same thing i do... read them, realize you sound like a jack ass, and try to think of something better to write
Linds1982Smith: :-P
Rox419: hahaha

did you just call me kramit?

noodles:$2.50
spaghetti sauce:$3
crushin from GS:$4.62
lindsay's pants getting stuck at the toppings bar and unbuttoning all the way : PRICELESS

wind in my hair. arms around a boys waist, the noise of the engine. guess what i did last night linds?

it was amazing, i am in love, brandon was hott.

linds you wont believe me if i told you

oh yeah i talked to the one and only DG

in response to previous blog by tweedle dee; i have a theory. here goes:
Limbo Theory of Aging
When one becomes caught in a state of limbo due to age restrictions.
example 1. 20 years olds who are too old to go to over 18 clubs but too young to go to "the bar"
example 2. Juniors who are passed the "house parties/frat parties" but not quite at legal drinking age.

this is why linds, we go to bed early. just thinking of it as we are resting until that golden age of 21

tweedle dum

why do i go to sleep at 11:30 like every night! why are you friends with me!?

WHO roxanne?

i am not using lindsay's internet. i am using my own. wahoo!!!


linds, guess who im'd me tonight with a friendly booooyah! ?

linds to rox in reference to.....:'did he tea bag you?'

hey linds. i have to tell you who i saw tonight

linds,
i like it when my stupid computer at home blogs twice in a row. did you notice that? but guess what?!?!?! selma joined the land of the living. we no longer have dial-up at the house!!! WAHOO!!! i'm not going to get kicked off anymore!!!!

i have a funny story

i have a funny story

okey dokey

wouldn't 'short while' be an oxymoron?

roxanne, remember to have me tell you a compliment from someone. but only ask me if you have time on your hands, cuz it's a story that will take a short while.

you didn't say anything

enough said

to tweedle dee (aka linds)

good luck with the interview!!

i saw my monsoon mini from OU today!!!

still a little flustered

i think three dog night put it best:
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

oh my god girl, you just made me laugh in the computer lab! ewwww gross car in dayton, ohio! even grosser car in troy, michigan!!! hahahahahahahahha ta ta for now

thank god i'm not killed, i got a little worried there. ok, bye.

linds, remember when i was an ass and left the sunroof open in dayton and it rained? well i finally decided to get the car cleaned. wahoo!! but not really, it smelled like ass before, now it just reeks!! the dude used some deoderant shit in the water and my car smells like a nasty air fresherner times 2. hahaha anyway

we didn't kill fatso....she just went into hiding for awhile ::wink::

wait, you're not fatso, you're fat albert

and then there were two?!

i go away for a week and you kill fatso? THANKS

j/k i will see you guys soon

i'm pissed....no one but me posts on mmmhiho
if you dont post soon you're getting kicked off

and then there were two

LINDSAY HAVE FUN IN IRELAND!

we're going to miss you

i have a mini....again

but on someone new

someone i knew when i was young :::grin:::

ummm hello, no one blogs on here anymore

game 5

GO WINGS

happy right now<------------i do not remember writing this

blog did i fail to mention that on my very last day at msu my soph year i was stuck in front of akers with a flat tire and i had to have a tow truck help me change the tire, drive my ass to a tire store to repair the tire all the while miss lindsay smith packed up my room for me and all of this happened b/c the night before i had parked my car over a nail. yess that last day of school is on the charts as the worse thing to happen but it comes second to leaving the sunroof open when it rains three inches in your car ::wink::

hahahaha I am 20

i miss blogger

blogger misses you guys!

who's the mini?

i have a mini and all i can do is smile

rox: hook up with jeff, he wont bother you as much
alli: you probably right
j smith: yeah but jeff is a goof
alli:yeah mom but alex is a woman!!!

ok girls, here's my rendition of this year past:

my first memory of this year was going to that dumb frat party where we did shots of god knows what in a lazy boy chair...
then i remember the cold war hockey game, and that hot picture we have to document it. getting there early and just staring at how damn cool it was.
i remember the cowgirl/gun dance, roxanne doing it in the parking lot after a meridian mall movie.
melisa, remember when we walked from wonders to spartan street, you in your 3 feet boots and skirt, at like 1 am.... then how you had to walk home in that the next morning : )
no more tuesdays hockey, but we sure had hockey games and then there's always IM hockey...
driving on campus
half-ass running, only when it's nice outside ; )
spring break, blizzards, lost puppies (okay, fat dog), britney spears flick, shoveling, snow banks, snow angels, DVDs.
road trips, guster, freaks in jeep liberty's, university of dayton, music, hair flying, documenting, mini's.
oar front row. western weekend. still hanging out in birmingham on weekends home. dispatch, john mayer, jack johnson, howie day.
scares, fears, hopes, doubt, faith, friends, home.
home isn't necessarily a locations, for in the immortal words of our friends o.a.r. "i feel home when i see the faces that remember my own."
i definately feel at home with you girls, melisa and roxanne. i can't wait for next year, and many more to come.

Well here's my reflection on the year: there's been the ups and downs, the mini's, the partying, road trips, late night talks and visits. lets see how emotional i can get. girls i had a blast my first year up here and i am glad both of you were here with me. i made my mistakes, and both of you were there to comfort and be what i need, a great friend. i love both you. oh my we are juniors. shit this is begining to feel like an end of the year, year book signing thing. wahoo. have a good summer. KIT!!!! right hello marian. girls we are half done with college. ew can you believe that. I had a blast. i had fun. quote to leave you with: "I am invincible
As long as I'm alive" j. mayer

ahhhh claymont here i come. oh ethernet what i am going to do without you ::pouts::

linds and may.....i think we should all post one last blog to mmhiho for this school year... i dont know reflect on the past year.. hahahaha sounds a bit like marian but seriously i think we should. and make it a long one too. it would be cool. and i know linds right now you are saying 'tool' but just do it..i'm going to write one

good luck girls on finals!!!!!

mini mini mini mini on who?

mini mini mini

L: see if anyone IM'd you
R: ok
R: hey no one.....wait a minute (rox's away message :roxanne is a turd
hehehe this is lindsay)
R:(dumbfounded look on her face)
L:(laughing hysterically)

rox, get better soon!

I have decided for viewing pleasure to bring back a story. and this isn't just any story. in light of roxanne and lindsay always acting like speds, i think it's time to recall DOOM'S DAY
August 30, 2001 Dooms Day!!!
On this hot beautiful august day, wait I mean hot, humid, sticky, and ugly day, Lindsay and Roxanne have the wonderful opportunity of acting like complete JACK ASSES!!!
Now to start off lets go back to U-Fest at the union, for freshman and nerds, which is precisely why we were there. Heading down from the third floor after buying posters we make our way to the exit. But wait, HOT BOYS STRAIGHT AHEAD! Can we just say nerdle. Anyway to make a short story even longer, Roxanne realizes, "wait is that my manager Darren and the band he is friends with, why yes it is". So we high tail our ass' over to the side of the stage and converse with Darren as the band continues to play. Now wait is the lead singer checking us out? Hmmm L M C he's not smiling at us he is smiling at Darren behind us, oh well. Oh yeah the band, they call themselves Under Construction and just to clear this all up they are HOT BOYS. Anyway Roxanne decides that she is going to turn around and look for Darren to say good bye but wait do you even want to know what happens? Come on I know you do, I know you want to know what happens. Who would not want to know? Well since I am such a nice person I am going to tell you. This my friend is what happens: the lead singer looks straight at Roxanne and shouts over a crowd "do you want to sign the list". (Now this hott singer boy isn't looking at me, is he? little ole me, no not me, oh wait yes he is) Roxanne shouts back "I already did!". This can not be happening to Roxanne, she does have might I add a nice big ole grin on her face.
Back to DOOMS DAY. Under Construction is playing at Harper's Patio, so Roxanne and Lindsay decide that they are going to make an appearance at this quaint concert. As we walk over to Harper's Patio, sweating from the hot ugly sticky heat, and with Lindsay's beautiful sweat stain she proudly displays, we are overcome with joy hoping that this will be our chance to meet the HOT BOYS and introduce ourselves (an embellishment to make the story sound better) NERDLE. We approach Harper's Patio and walk into the establishment. Puzzled by the emptiness of this cute establishment, Roxanne busts out to the hostess "should we come back in an hour?" The hostess looking at us in confusion, ponders the thought "why do I always have to have the crazy customers". The hostess walks us to the Patio, hence the name Harper’s Patio. As we walk over to our table who do we pass by, you guessed it, The HOT BOYS!! UM can we just say O O C!! Lindsay is flustered with the thought that these boys might not be playing (remember empty restaurant) and Roxanne is flustered with the fact that the hott lead singer who shouted to her over a crowd is straight ahead. Trying to keep her cool, Roxanne lowers her sunglasses and motions dartingly with her eyes” That’s them". In a heat of excitement Roxanne busts out laughing and the HOTT BOYS looks over.
As we are sitting there with the HOTT BOYS right next to us, Lindsay is still in a daze of confusion wondering why there are instrument and no HOTT BOYS, but Roxanne lets the facts be known, and that the HOTT BOYS are directly next to us, as Lindsay, tight lipped, as said with clenched teeth "where". Now at this point the HOTT BOYS have realized that we are the girls from the concert. Can we say STALKER! Let’s say it together now S-T-A-L-K-E-R. Here is where things start to go downhill. Lindsay, acting a bit blond and distracted, loses her menu to the wind and Roxanne has to let the whole restaurant know that she does in fact have a FAT ASS. Now some people might disagree with this, but Roxanne was not crying, she did in fact have something in her eye. Roxanne gets up to go fix her teary eye and a big gust of wind sweeps by and carries her napkins to the floor, voilla. Roxanne gets up from the table to go to the bathroom and Lindsay is rifling through her wallet and guess what she does? Come on just guess. She lets the restaurant know that she has $120 dollars in her wallet. You guessed she drops everything on the floor. As Roxanne comes back from fixing her teary eye, she bust out with a little cha cha in the middle of the patio. Lindsay finds this highly amusing but the HOTT BOYS sitting behind her look at Roxanne as though she is some freak of nature, W A Y ! They start to play and everything seems to simmer down because we are controlling ourselves from drooling over there HOTTNESS. But wait, like I said DOWNHILL. Roxanne spills her sprites on her pursue and Lindsay yelps out loud just as the band is finishing their song. Roxanne and Lindsay have been acting like they are 13 years old. Wait not 13 let me just say 12 and in between songs the HOTT BOYS look over at us, then look at each other and laugh. Now it is time that Roxanne and Lindsay get their asses out of there. We pay and we high tail it out of there. This 30th day of august will forever be DOOMS DAY, the day Roxanne and Lindsay acted like JACK ASSES.

and just for the recorded Under Construction will no longer be named under construction. their new name is Pushing 33.hmm?read blog from 4/22/02

this past weekend: documented

friday

8:54 am: call from Roxanne... i'm late, whoopsie daisy.
9:34 am: get to roxanne's, pack up the car, and we're off!
11:00 am: stop to get gas in okemos (after an oil change, meijer run, and visit to the chiropractor), "ewww do you smell that?! manure! let's get outta here!"
11:30 am: see a sign that says "WIDE LOAD" yessssssss it's us!
11:35 am: see another sign that says "OVERSIZE LOAD" yessssss we've upgraded!
11:55 only 55 miles to toledo! parachute is on the cd player, we are rockin'
12:05 the sun is out! windows full down, rox laughs at me because i'm taking these notes, the car blows in the wind, hair is blowing like mad, wahooooey!
12:11 rox goes "owww owwww!" to some construction workers and then tells me to "document that"
12:24 ohio!! summertime girls we're bee-bopping for show
1:11 next rest stop 40 miles, we decide to stop, except that rox takes the curve at 60 mph, our styrafoam cooler FULL of ice that has melted into water topples over, the first "wet" incident of our trip. i am dying, she is not slowing down, i am screaming to slow down. she is finally slowing down. hahahaha. close call with our clothes.
rox's documentation
1:40 mini-me farm with a little baby goat on the side of the highway, how precious
2:07 a nice woof of horseshit, we must be in farm country (and it lasted a nice long while, too)
2:12 the first sign of boy from kentucky in silver liberty, he checks us out as he passes us, we initially think he is hot
2:22 "dave" is his name, we snap his picture, and rox screams to him as linds tries to maintain his speed and drive next to him, all the while pissing off the people behind us
2:33 dave says "flash me!" to which rox turns to linds and says "uhhh flash what?" dave has now gone down on our scale. dave is a perv. he next says "you show me yours, i'll show you mine" and proceeds to 'whip it out' and motion down. speed up to 95 and get the hell outta there!
3:00 arrive in dayton and chit chat with some old high school friends
5:30 leave for concert and drive through what seems to be farm country. oh wait it is. where in hell is Miami?
12:45 am leave concert before it's over, long ass concert! howie day RULED, guster took the whole show, blew g.love out of the water, and guster didn't even headline! was NOT impressed by miami university, seeing as how half of the people sat the whole time, and the half that did stand, just stood there, rox and i were like the only 2 dancing. not impressed at all. but must say one of the greatest concerts ever
1:30 am back at dayton hang out for a while before retiring

saturday

3:49 pm we're driving down 675 to the mall, notice a little bit of traffic on the other side of the highway, no big deal. our curious eyes scan the site, and i see a man standing, arms raised. "i wonder who he's trying to flag down?" i think to myself. "oh wait," i say to myself, "yes, that's definately a cop with his gun drawn pointing at his head" well sheeeeeeeit, wait are those sirens we hear? we all screamed and drove the hell outta there. umm did we just see a shoot out?
6:00-ish to 5am-ish yeah we drank for about 11 hours. or partied that long at least. lots happened in this time frame, too much to fully document.rox and linds definitely tipsy by 8:30, learned the term "mini", rox "got some ass" on a keg, danced the night away, tippy cups like whoa, had some mini's of our own, roxanne getting thrown into the kiddie pool, well actually she fell but we'll say thrown to make her feel better,heard "stick the D in the V" from leon, breakfast/spaghetti dinner made by rox's mini,made friends with the gracious dayton folk, keg stands, "prospectives", being asked if we were "prospectives", spartan pride, good times.

sunday

1:40 get to the car to leave, kat goes "oh my god, roxanne left the sunroof open" and we notice the 3 inches of standing water in the bottom of rox's car. sweet head over to walgreens, rite aid, etc. to buy garbage bags. proceed to plaster the cold wet seats with garbage bags. the second we sit on them, they stick to our lovely and pretty legs. great. we drive on.
6:16 popo on the right. linds slows down, saying "shit i was going 85" to which rox replies "i think he'd pull us over, take one look at the bags, and say GO [eyes bugging out and motioning forward]!!" we pee our pants laughing. not really though. ew can you imagine that?
6:21 linds is driving west on 96, the same freaking route she has driven on 50 times if she's driven it once. we have passed brighton, howell, outlet mall, all the familiar landmarks.... and i say to rox "didn't we pass MSU? don't we descend instead of ascend? aren't we coming from the other side? i'm so confuuuuuused" to which rox gives her the most confused, puzzled, what-the-hell look. i confuse myself even more, trying to explain to rox where i think we are, all the while, finally approaching the same okemos exit, and i finally realize how stupid that was. i'm such a winner!
9:17 taking down my loft jeremy hits the fire alarm with the hammer, and proceeds to go off in his ear for about 30 seconds. we ask if he's okay, "yeah, except i'm fucking DEAF!!"
10:15 rox and i are carrying my loft lumber down the hall, me walking backwards holding the end of the whole lot, one piece under each hand, and about a foot worth of wood is behind me. rox neglects to tell me i'm approaching the door, and, seeing as how i can't see the door myself, the wood SLAMS into the door, me next, we drop that wood as quickly as we bust out laughing.
11:32 walk back from lot 91, rox and i realize we both had had mini's on an unmentionable mid-alphabet friend. another good laugh.

and that was it.

i counted my 2001-2002 school year mini's...... 14

Auto response from Linds1982Smith: my favorite rhymers, rox and brox, put me in a good mood:-D silly gooses, silly geese?!

hahahaha i just felt like posting this

Linds1982Smith: oh wow, big news of the weekend.....UC has changed their name to "pushing 33"
Linds1982Smith: aren'tcha just flabergasted?
Rox419: um pushing 33?
Rox419: hmmm sounds to me like pushing tin
Linds1982Smith: yeah as in the waistline
Linds1982Smith: he's getting fat i hear
Rox419: yes def
Rox419: our friend jesse?
Linds1982Smith: yep
Rox419: oooh so not digging him right now
Linds1982Smith: non-mini
Linds1982Smith: un-mini
Rox419: an un-mini-able

I LEFT LINDS ROOM TO GO TO BELLS AND PUKED TWCIE OUTSIDE PLUS ONCE IN SNY BATHROOM

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I LOVE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

LINDS JUST GRABBED MY EAR AND TOLD ME TO TURN IT OFF

"i'm fat bastard"
"i'm fat albert"
"well who am i?"
"uhhh"
"hahaha i know, i'm fatso!"

roxanne to everyone: "look i'm drunk.....oh shit!" as she misses a step and almost falls.

lindsay to melisa: "melisa, get up! you're rolling around in dog shit!"
melisa to lindsay: "shuuuup. [stands up in a drunken stupor, tries to look at her back] do i reeeeally have dog shit on my back?"

roxanne to james: "hmm let's see if i turn you on"
roxanne to everyone: ensuing fit of laughter and screams

lol, i can't think of any more! girls, post!

oar in 4 guster in 6......WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohio here we come!!!!

oar in 4 days?! yeeeeeee-freaking-haw

Rox419: allman brothers are coming to pine knob
Rox419: i think it said with phil lesh
Linds1982Smith: and that is.....?
Rox419: isn't he the one who plays the piano
Linds1982Smith: john tesh
Linds1982Smith: DOH!

what kind of sleaze ball marriage counselor would cheat on the husband?
O:- )
unless he was a hotttt husband...

i think my husband is having an affair with our marriage counselor

melisa to her mom: no i dont want to use irish springs that a boys soap
melisa's mom: melisa its not a boys soap
melisa to her mom: it smells like cologne
melisa to roxanne: it's green
roxanne to melisa: it's irish soap, it's suppose to be green
melisa to roxanne: fine get me an irish boy
roxanne to melisa: so he can scrub you down

tgif

t minus 12 days til oar. wahooey
someone called me a poser tonight : (

ok girls check this out:
the other day my prof was talking about searching people on the web and blah blah blah. so i thought hmmm i am going to see if i am accessible through the internet and this is what popped up

mmm hi ho: This blog is OOC
... rooooxannne, you dont have to wear your turban so tight rooooxannne, you dont
have to be a camel jockey Roxanne // 02:45 ______________________. ...
mmmhiho.blogspot.com/ - 23k - Cached

Me at My Best
... and oh my i am such a nerd, but i am a nerd with a crush ::: posted by Roxanne
at 2:46 AM 1.30.2002 ::: i love it when i run into a guy i had a BIG crush ...
roxrocks.blogspot.com/ - 62k - Cached


what the the fucking odds that the camel blog and the blog about mr. kevin kelly would pop up...hahahaha i am dying

brat, thanks for erasing me
j/k OVER it

ROXANNE is the april fools QUEEN
i pulled a very very good prank on melisa and lindsay, this shall go down in the record books
"you guys someone stole the oar tickets" hehehehe i crack myself up...i had you both fooled
happy april fools girls and you know you loved it

waaaa:)aaahoo


ROX!

yeah 105% on my econ test!!! wahoo i'm not dumb

HockeyGirl1108: my computer is gay
HockeyGirl1108: i'm convinced
Linds1982Smith: mine is straight thanks
HockeyGirl1108: it likes it when guys fix it
HockeyGirl1108: i'm not kidding

awwwwwww

sick!

i have never seen so much vomit come out of one girl, expecially a really tiny girl.

ok funny moment of the night:
walking into my room at 4 in the morning hearing my thailand sweet mate trying to puke over the toilet. wait now she's crying. funny thing hearing her swear cause she can't throw up the vodka. i love it how foreign students know how to party better then me.
night

what to write on the SIRS form given out at the end of the semester for Amsler and her retarded economics class:
she looks students in the eyes, scrunching up her face, raising her voice to a squeak, eyebrows up in full alert, shoulders scrunched up, talking in her whiney ass voice, all the while staring at you.... leaving you NO choice but to start laughing in her face, while your friend buries her head in her chest to not BUST out laughing at the professor in front of the whole class.... AND all the while sitting in the front row.

well, should have been written by roxanne, but i took the honors.

hey whitey. so how white is your ass?

ok scenario: rox and linds are driving back to school. it's late and the car smells, well linds and rox smell like greek dressing.
linds:so when did you exactly stop wanting jeremy?
rox: hmmmm i dont know hmmmm...............hmmmmmmm............ well it must of been after the chicken thigh comment.
scenario now: linds and rox laughing so hard. linds is going to piss in her pants and rox is laughing so hard she now has the hickcups and she is hickcupping her greek salad dinner

oar and guster in a span of 2 days? o.o.c.

it wasn't a llama. i went to the animal clinic to prove to a guy that i really did see a llama. no on believes me. well the girl said that it wasn't a llama but an alpaca, a cousin of a llama. but still i saw a llama

yes a real live llama, a llama like in the movie emperor's new groove, except not that color. it was white. it even had hay or whatever it rolls around, stuck on it...a real live llama!!! and i saw some boys in front of akers golfing.. today was a weird day. once the sun comes out and the weather gets a little warmer, weird shit goes down

ok now it's posted.....

a llama!?
when you say llama, do you mean... llama?

rox, this llama post, you didn't publish it. let me see if i can do it.

i just saw a llama, yes a llama. i saw a girl walking the llama on shaw. a llama

girls....
have you ever not felt yourself? in that what in the hell am i doing here? what AM i doing? kind of question?

what do you call a fish without an eye?


FSH

"it's always the skinny girls who make the fat girls feel like shit"

experienced the whole green acres thing. lindsay and i ventured to attica today. very much fun. jeremy's farm is out of control. so cool. would say a some sort of shock, everything is spread out. not really used to that. it's like a up north, cottage kind of town. well thats how i see it, but so cool. jeremy i had a lot of fun and thanks for letting us come chill.peace out
gotta go fix my pants before work tomorrow morn

tonight:
lapeer-tiny
germy's farm- HOTT!!!
germy's friend- hotter!!!

LOL

germythefarmer: us farmboys can ride bulls, but who knows about riding an ex cathloic school girl, that may be a bit harder!

Linds1982Smith: ok i'm going to bed
HockeyGirl1108: why
Linds1982Smith: cuz i'm tired
Linds1982Smith: it's %t
Linds1982Smith: j/k
Linds1982Smith: only works in away messages i guess
HockeyGirl1108: goof
HockeyGirl1108: hahaha
Linds1982Smith: oy veh

bad kissers *SUCK*

HockeyGirl1108: dan weber is over at earl's
HockeyGirl1108: and he was on muma;'s name and was like "i need to fuck"
Linds1982Smith: nice
HockeyGirl1108: yeah
HockeyGirl1108: cuz he's really cool
Linds1982Smith: riiiiiight
HockeyGirl1108: he was about the WORST kisser i have ever kissed in my LIFE
HockeyGirl1108: thats what i said to earl
Linds1982Smith: NAST!
Linds1982Smith: hahaaahaaahhhhaaaaa
HockeyGirl1108: big riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
HockeyGirl1108: hahahahahhahahaahahah

Da302Drivr: what, your the average whore, and a girl who endulges simply in getting guys to fall in love with her then drops 'em like a bad habit

i love the guys on my floor

greatest thing i heard today:
my prof in ISS was explaining the internet and domain names. He was talking about how some websites can be misleading. such as www.whitehouse.com is a porn site. well usually in in powerpoint presentations, he has links to all the websites he mentions. this time he didn't. some kid asked if he has seen the site and mr mark wilson goes into detail about this porn site. it was too riskay for him to link up. everyone starts busting out laughing and mr wilson just gets emabarassed. digging himself a deeper and deeper hole. poor guy. but it was great seeing ym prof get all embarassed and flustered over porn.

lindsay what does this remind you of "GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS"
they have them at sparty's hehehe

you're evil.

edit to blog 2/26/02 12:22 am
I LOVE THE WORLD minus one person

lindsay, lindsay, lindsay
::sigh::
did you watch the sun rise?

ok, i woke up at 5:50 to go to the bathroom, and let's just say i'm wide awake now and have nothing to do! there's nothing to do at 6a.m.!!! ahhhhhhh

stay at home alone on a friday, flat on the floor looking back all over, or lack thereof
after all the crushes have faded, all my wishful thinking was wrong, i'm jaded, i hated
i'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here. so tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here.
searching all my days just to find you... not sure what i'm looking for, i'll know it when i see it
til then i'll hide in my bedroom, stay at home just to write a love song for no one
i'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here...
i could have met you in a sandbox, i could have passed you on a sidewalk, could i have missed my chance...and watched you walk away? oh no way...
i'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here...
you'll be so good, you'll be so good for me.
oh i know you'll be so good for me, for me.

--john mayer, love song for no one--

I don't want to grow up, i'm a TOYS-R-US kid.
there's a million da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da da da da
I don't want to grow up, cause if i did, I wouldn't be a TOYS-R-US KID!!!!

B-est friends
L-ike us
O-ughtta
G-row up

grow up? never!

whoa, lovey-duvey mood everyone was in.
too bad we don't have boyfriends, they sure woulda gotten lucky last night ; )
wait, we don't need boyfriends to get lucky, just boy-friends!

I LOVE YOU TOO MAY
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY
I LOVE YOU KARIN
I LOVE YOU SUN
I LOVE YOU MOON
I LOVE YOU MAN ON THE MOON
I LOVE YOU STARS
ah what the hell I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD

576 beat that girls

spank the monkey:
today i thought i would be really nice and show someone how to spank the monkey. i wanted them to have as much pleasure in it as i do. well my friends, i taught this boy and he just got 553 on his third try. i've been spanking the monkey for three days now and 437!!!! it's time for the spank the monkey war!

boys, kissing, telling, where was i when this was written....me want to kiss a boy too!
may and a boy sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh peacock out...i dont think so...it's on i now am going to start the peacock WAR!!!

i'm in such a weird state... no comment.

8-12 inches of snow can SUCK IT

HockeyGirl1108: i'm hitting on jeremy
HockeyGirl1108: its fun
HockeyGirl1108: O:-)
HockeyGirl1108: fucking period...it makes you horny

smart girls don't kiss and tell... only admit once they've been caught by their suspecting friends ; )

this is addressed to all who know of the peacock:
it is a general rule that the one who teaches the peacock, cannot be peacocked against.you must follow this rule, it is improtant, your future health may depend on it. i repeat:DO NOT PEACOCK THE ONE WHO HAST TAUGHT YOU! you will be in great remorse and pain, once again i beg you, listen for i have experienced the unknown agony that no man or woman of this earth can understand, please follow this golden rule.

no one can hide from the PEACOCK!!!!!

the many ways you can peacock:
The Peacock (one hand peacock)
twin peacock (the double handed peacock)
peacock right, peacock left (the alternate peacock)
i'm a tennis star peacock (the backhand peacock)
the spike peacock (wind you're arm and BAM, you've been peacocked)
SURPRISE there's a peacock, peacock (SURPRISE)
devil peacock (this one hurts a lot, can't say anymore)
fast and swift peacock (90 degree angle and perfect execution peacock)

:::rox is winding up::: "or you could do (swoosh) backhand peacock"

we laughed until we cried. all four of us.

may to a hott boy: i look hott
retarded hott boy:you lool alright
no boys, not something you say to girl, nope nope nope, bad...really bad

rox ~ you are an *excellent* cook. next year - every other sunday, alternate apartments, good food, the practice. who-hoo.

karin:that's what happens when you put fat people in a room together, they eat all the food
rox:hey we are not fat, we are just horizontally challenged
karin:hahaha we are a wide load

LINDSAY

I dont want to study

ohhhhhhh nevermind ; )
it suddenly dawned on me

Rox what are you talking about in this blog.... i seriously have no idea!

[2/11/2002 5:01:17 PM Roxanne]
i dont like someone very much, tweedle dee you know who i am talking about. i can't wait for that picture

who wants a margartia? i wish margarita night was tonight. hollly, my twin, she's a birmingham girl. i have to write a paper and i dont want to. i's not a paper more like a summary of an article and my thoughts about the article. it's retarded. school is retarded. i have two tests this week and i really dont feel like studying. hmmmm iw onder what people in thailand are doing right now. i have a future prospect for living situations next year. i am very excited an hopeful. have to talk to the rents about it first. wait am i writing on me at my best or mmmhiho? oh mmmhiho. well all you blog readers, i apologize, this blog was meant for me at my best. ahhhhhhh i hate school. absolutely hate it. valentine's day is in a few days. still alone and i really dont care. i will admit i was upset a few weeks ago when i realized that i will be alone for valentine's day, read blog jan 29. but now i really dont care. it's a hallmark holiday. i would like to get at least a card from someone. if i dont screw it, i'll send myself one. ooh that sounds really pathetic. ok so brownie doesn't think you can wear black capri pants, holly and i beg to differ. capri's forever. ok i am going to go finish reading that article and go to a government meeting and then write this summary. oh peace out

i dont like someone very much, tweedle dee you know who i am talking about. i can't wait for that picture

in reference to lifehouse

Rox419: ch27
Rox419: now
Rox419: now
Linds1982Smith: dead
Rox419: died a long time ago

Linds1982Smith: ok i officially won't sleep tonigh
Linds1982Smith: t
Rox419: and yes you will dont stress
Linds1982Smith: i know
Linds1982Smith: i'm just being a TURD
Rox419: join the freaking club

tweedle dee....do you know where torino is? i just can't figure it out

okay okay fine. i'll play. here is goes:

the perfect mate
by lindsay l. smith
part ii:

the perfect mate

strong and weak. curious and confidant. laid back and mischievious. handsome and rugged. tall and at my level. honest and with secrets. complete and lacking. trusting and suspicious. tried and naive. lost and found. compromising and stubborn. refreshing and like an old shoe. a stranger and my best friend. that's it... my perfect mate is a walking paradox.

edit to my perfect mate:
hmmm where do i begin
intelligent, common sense, a sense of humor, nice eyes, a nice smile, tall but not too tall, just that perfect height. has a crazy edge to him but also laid back, spontaneous, talented, mysterious, a gentleman and i mean open doors pull chairs out gentleman, sweet, cute..what else oh yeah romantic he definetly has to be romantic

arg rox. this is like homework! [insert shouting AOL Instant messenger face here]

the perfect mate
by lindsay l. smith

the perfect mate does not exist.

the end.

linds...blog for the night

describe your perfect mate

ew i am such a freak....read blog from feb 2

thank god, he doesn't have this website...uhhh i am a FREAK

hahahahaha that was so funny, i almost forgot about it.

remember this:
"i wonder if you stick a straw in a camel's hump, if you can suck water out of it?"
i'm such a nerd. TTFN

from last weekend

rooooxannne, you dont have to build a sandcastle
rooooxannne, you dont have to wear your turban so tight
rooooxannne, you dont have to be a camel jockey

a saw a movie today about nerds
"a nerd is someone who uses to the telephone to call someone to talk about "the telephone"

right on tweedle-dee

screw valentine's day, it's all about the hog!!!

i like valentines season and it doesn't bother me that i'm single. it truly doesn't. i'm actually afraid of relationships. i wouldn't know the first thing about them. i'm the anti-expert on dating. which is so funny when people come to me with their boy and girl troubles (not man and woman troubles, cuz frankly, we're still kids if you ask me). i like the red foil-wrapped candy, and i'm sure i'll buy some for myself, and i won't mind, and it won't bother me. i probably won't receive a true valentine, but i'll send some out and that'll make me feel okay about it. i'm not promising that i won't have any jealous twinges but i'm sure they'll be brief and i'd be able to negate them pretty quickly, saying to myself "do i really want a boyfriend who's controlling like that?" or "ew sick that guy looks like my physics professor" or something to that effect. so it'll all be good. it always is. screw valentines day, bring on my absolute favorite of all february holidays..... groundhog's day. i mean, come on! you know you wake up in anticipation every february 2nd, extra early, just to see if the pesky rodent has shown it's trusted face, and whether it's been welcomed by the sun, and a resulting shadow, or if it's been scared down back into it's hole by the dark morning. what better day is that?!

valentine's day....16 days from now

enough said

greatest line of the night
i see beautiful teeth, you had me at crest

see post from january 29th

tweedle THIS

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. what the hell happnend to night?
i don't even want to know.........................................

ummm boys who have beards with buzzed hair....me like me like a lot

STUPID is like not getting an alice in wonderland reference when the two blog writers are called "tweedle dee" and "tweedle dum"
wow i'm so cool

tweedle dum here,

I got lost in wonderland today. I was walking through the field of flowering tea cups, when that damn rabbit showed up. He talks too much and drove me crazy. Well let me tell you that rabbit hops too fast and i couldn't keep up and i ended up on the beach with that crazy seal. He thought it would be oh so funny if he threw me into the ocean. I landed on that clam and she did not like it one bit. She bit my ass, which made me bite my tongue and now and i can't sit or talk right. I'm in my room in excruciating pain trying to catch my nose that is profusly running.

current status of tweedle dum
not good, we don't think she be able to make it through the night

tweedle dum did not like black hawk down at all, i would of rather of sat in a car for 24 hours, with my father, listening to him try to sing, as loud as he can, to an arabic song, by a lady who is called the elvis of iraq. or listening to him expalin the proper way to cut a tomato. or even, and this is gross, i would of rather of watched him pick his nose. yeah not a good movie at all.. two thumbs down

rox: linds i dare you to go to 7-11 with a high ponytail
linds: well what's in it for me?
rox: 10 bucks. no, i'll buy your dinner tomorrow night!
linds: alright, where we goin?
rox: uhh i dunno.
linds: [does a very high side ponytail twice, finally perfecting it] ok, i'm off!
rox - yelling: linds... don't forget... it's mar-bro!
linds - 10 minutes later, yelling up to the window: yes!!!!! i love being carded!

rox, all i aim to do in life is make you proud..... i'm glad you're glad i recycle. go green.

tweedle dum here,

tweedle dee...i needed a piece of paper and i found one in your room

thanks

p.s. you recycle paper....i'm proud

tweedle dum, dr. phil and i have some relationship advice for you: don't get involved. at least not yet. ya here?
i think there's a boy out there that is perfect for you... MICHAEL A !!!!!!! a for asshole is more like it.
WHOA i just deleted a very mean thing that i wrote about him. it was just too mean to publish.
yeah just kidding on that one. his comment about women, BIG riiiiiiiiiiiiight. it was probably a blind chick. i'm bad. night.

tweedle dum here

look at the post from 1/18

dont remember writing that

lindsay did you sneak on under my name?

lindsay!!!!

where are you?

mike waskowski!! he he he

roxanne!

i am shocked, you snuck on my blog?!!!!!!?
do i have to go change all my passwords now? you sneaky sneaky creaky bratface!
i want to put one of those AIM faces, shouting, you know! so just know my intentions are like that.!
j/k
i have a sneaking suspicion, this is going to get out of hand.
ya think?

mmmm hi ho

tweedle dum drank too much wine tonight

she just wants to tell tweedle dee that she is over it

yeah i'm over it....or am i under it

tweedle dee here.

just checking in to say "mmmm hi ho".
listen to this: i was listening to a song today, and it goes
FUCK i forgot
but it had M.D. in it. it was just *super*
i'll post when my brain remembers.
ta ta for now
%%%tweedledee###

i feel powerful now....i can write stuff but lindsay can't because she is in my room...hehehehehe

YESSSSSS
it works
it's alive!!!!!

ok it worked on lindsay's, lets see if it works for roxanne

uh lets see if this works on lindsay's